Sunglasses

This Playmate won't keep your drinks cold but it'll sure as heck make you look cool.
Meet the vibrant macaw of the sunglass world. They whisper and/or caw loudly in your ear: "PLAYMATE WANT TO PARTY." Listen to them. 
Size: single wide
UV protection: 1

These polarized 2000s sport a white frame with orange and teal accents.
Size: single wide
UVA & UVB protection: 100%
Light transmission: 12.5%
Lens: polarized 2.2mm polarized polycarbonate
Look thru color: grey

O'NEILL WOVE-X POLARIZED sunglasses are constructed from ghostnets and recycled rubber, repurposed waste is combined with natural mineral glass lenses – every element thoughtfully aligned with O’Neill BLUE’s mission to protect our oceans.
Frame made from

O'NEILL BLUELYN POLARIZED sunglasses are constructed from ghost fishing nets and recycled rubber. Repurposed waste is combined with natural mineral glass lenses – every element thoughtfully aligned with O’Neill BLUE’s mission to protect our oceans.

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Take charge in this Z87+ safety rated pair of 2000s. Maroon and gold splatter stands out against a stark white frame. It’s a color combo only a real fan could appreciate. So whether you’re from Tallahassee or Tempe, Charleston or Chicago, Minneapolis or M

From Susquehanna to San Marcos, from Boston to Blacksburg, there’s just something about maroon and gold that gets people going. These maroon framed marvels sport white and gold splatter, and pair well with ramen packets, shower beers, Sunday mornings, and

These checkered flag Intimidators are hands down the fastest shades Pit Viper's ever made. If Dale Earnhardt, Sonic the Hedgehog, Usain Bolt, and a cheetah by some miracle act of God had a baby, it still wouldn’t be as fast as the Victory Lane Intimidator

When your friends won’t stop arguing over which is the superior lite beer. When your cat won’t stop fighting with the neighborhood raccoons. Or when your parents won’t stop threatening to get a divorce and keep blaming it on you.
Time to break out Peacek

Is that the pizza man at the door? Nah, just life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. Freedom rings again with the Merika Polarized 2000s. Side effects may include increased lite beer consumption, unprecedented barbecue knowledge, and calling everybody

Which of the famous Dons did Pit Viper name this pair after? We’ll leave it to you to decide. But let’s just say only one knows how to get absolutely nastry with the bo staffs.
Size: double wide
UVA & UVB protection: 100%
Light transmission: 17%
Lens:

Legend has it Poseidon had every aquatic creature at his beck and call, from the smallest shrimp to the largest whale shark. Yet no amount of seaweed or starfish could shield his eyes from the burning rays of Helios until - Lo! Behold! A gift from Hephaes

This Playmate won't keep your drinks cold but it'll sure as heck make you look cool. Meet the vibrant macaw of the sunglass world. They whisper and/or caw loudly in your ear: "PLAYMATE WANT TO PARTY." Listen to them. 
Size: single wide
UV protection: 10